Don't stand under trees unless you're willing to risk big snow lumps falling on your head.
Be careful of frozen bodies of water. They may, like the river below, not be frozen but just full of slush (they are trying to lull you into a false sense of security. Their favorite past-time is giving people hypothermia, I'm sure of it).
Under no circumstances should you stand still for too long. If you do, you'll look a lot like Grandpa.
If you want to stay warm, you have to build an igloo. Don't worry, our igloos are high-tech: we've got electricity so you won't miss any of your favorite shows.
**The advice here is an exaggeration. It's not that bad. Usually.
How do you survive your climate?